anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn’t socialized enough as a puppy
it was a day™
Anonymous asked:
what are your thoughts on stab wounds?
sexual in any context
Spotify should let me annotate playlists. It’s not enough to make a ship/character playlist, I need to explain every single song on there.
can i doordash you a hamburger, goddess
You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.
Here’s my logic:
- You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station
- You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence
- You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way
- If you’re gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours
These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.
*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world’s population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.
[ID 1: tags on this post which say, “this post confuses me, why would I ever be in a car or train for 16hrs…even the train to france only takes like 3 hours”]
[ID 2: tagsleft on this post by user eruhamster which say, “oh good a post that treats Europeans with the same kind of irritation at their tiny worldview as they constantly treat Americans”]
i can’t do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog
Merch Drop! 🫀💌
vintage green petal pendant light
Not now kitten daddy is a shell of the man he used to be






